Thursday, June 16, 2011

101 Reasons to Never Visit the Library in the Evenings on a Wednesday

#1 - Books gotten from the library are meant to be read.

#2 - Everyone knows that staying up late (waaaaay too late) is the best way to get books completed when you have a busy schedule.

#3 - Everyone also knows that sleeping in on a weekday is NOT the best way to get life completed. Therefore...you don't sleep in.

#4 - Ambers - Ahem, I mean people - who don't get enough sleep do silly things.

#5 - They feel a rediculous temptation to close their eyes while driving.

#6 - They call lightning bugs "light bulbs."

#7 - They mis-type important emails.

#8 - They type the wrong password for their google account while trying to get on their blog.

#9 - They sit at computer screens and try to remember what the other reasons were.








Edited to Add:

#10 - Chocolate becomes much too high of a temptation.

#11 - You look at people standing in front of you and look right though them.

#12 - Everything you right lookes hilike this be-unlesds you retype it , wheich means whceveything takes much longer to do. . (I did not type anyofe this like thins on puropose, I just left it whthe way it was...) ..Whcich is a very good represntation fo the way my braing is thinking right now. )

5 comments:

ConstitutionGirl said...

:) ha ha. How are you, my dear?

SavedGirl said...

Heh, heh. This was funny! My post would have been 101 Reasons Not to Open that Book on a Schoolnight. :)


Lulu

Amber said...

Lulu - I SO hear you!

Constitution Girl - :) :) I'm well. :) I got nine hours of sleep last night, and I've spent the day getting caught up on various projects, which feels good! How are YOU?

ConstitutionGirl said...

Doing well! too complicated to write in a comment! :) Did you get my email?

Jenny P. said...

Oh, I understand your feeling! My library bag is my biggest temptation and my biggest hurdle for getting things done!